Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
But seniors are just like:
"The Youtube Music Awards performance. What happened that night? Why were you so emotional?" x
are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan